Friday, March 28, 2008

Who needs rules anyway?

We need rules because of many many many things. For example if someone kills your son, hey look no rules your furious and your probly guna go kill ihm them its gunna be family vs family. And we need rules for people under 21 because you CAN kill your self by drinking and if they dont know that then we will have a very low birrth rate and a high death rate faster than a falling brick. And thats only scraching the surface of why we need rules.

The Hierarchy of Friends

Erkyberk - Electronic king! He can do anything on a comp. and he can do anything to gaming systems. He's turned an exbox into a computer, a super nentendo system into a sega!!!!

Board - He's the best skateboarder i know. he once did a double backflip and landed it.

Hawky - he's a big guy with alot of atitude.. with a mohawk

Afroman - Froboy - Me :) my afro was HUGE!!!!

Old man - he's always tired and always down for some video games.... but always looses.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Ides of March

Ides of March, 15th of March. Also the date of witch Julius Caesar was assassinated. He summoned his senate and they stabbed him to death. A seer warned him that on the Ides of March he would be in grave peril but Caesar just shurged it off. On the Ides of March caeser said to the seer the Ides of March has come, at witch the seer replied aye, but not gone. If caeser was not assassinated who knows what the world would be like today. The USA could be a communist country or maybe not even a country at all. Maybe we wouldn't have a world. maybe we launched our missles and caused the worlds doom. No one can ever know and will never know. i think its better that we dont know as well. perhaps the answer might drive a person to insanity or make them depressed to the point of suicide.

THE WORST VANDALISM

painting grafiti on a public building - This would not hurt anyone in a physical way. It might hurt their feeling but nothing else

leaving litter in the countryside - This might kill some animals but it cant hurt us now. Maybe sometime int he future it might turn into a big monster and go rawr! i eat you all! but for now were safe :)


damaging seats on buses - This couldnt really hurt to bad it might make your butt sore but nothing serius.

damaging a phone box - This could go poke poke and make you deaf!!! man im board here...
This could make your ears hurt and sore but nothing to serius again.


Putting dish soap into a fountain - This could be dangerous. if a bird or other small animal goes to drink the water they could get poisoned and go die in front of kids and scar them for life. Although thatd be cool >:).



breaking a park bench - This could be dangerous as well. someone goes to sit down and they dont see it they could have a stick up their butt.



breaking glass in a bus shelter - You could be makeing people sick or sick people even sicker and maybe killing them O.0



breaking street lighting - People in ars could not see a kid or a dog ont he street and BAAM! by by puppy or bye bye joey!



setting fire to a school - Hehe it depends if theres no one inside it's still dangerous but i bet it'd be fun :).


Throwing stones onto a railway line - you could Derail a train! o.O O NOES!!!! Baam into your house. Or Booooooom!!!! Kabooom!!! Bang!!! No more train it went boom.


throwing eggs at cars and homes - You could make a driver unable to see and cause a big crash or scare someone and make them have a heart attack!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Destruction

The thing about destruction is that we feel like we hae pwoer. And haveing power is a good feeling. Its like you know nothing can ever hurt you again. It's a feeling you dont want to go away, even though it may ruin your life. Haveing power is a good thing, haveing to much is a burdon. By having so much power one can forget the important things in life and later on down the road when they loose that power they cant remember wwhat they forgot when their head was full of ideas.

Monday, March 24, 2008

No rules

If we had no rules in this world it would be a pot heads paradise, a petafiles paradise, and a murderers happiest dream ever. Gay's could marry and finally ahve the same rights as everyone else. I guess having no rules would help the world in some parts, but then ruin it in another. Some of te rules we have now are stupid and some are strongly reinforced and needed. Such as laws agenst murder and rape. Some of the not needed ones are the ban of marijuana. Were wasteing our taxes on trying to keep it baned when we need to focus on finding criminals. If there truely were no rules I think this world would be a better place.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

What if children ruled the world

If children ruled the world this would be a VERY screwy place. For example, how would people get there food? Would adults still be in control of those things? Would adults be enemys? How would we even know whats going on in the world. Would we have laws? If so would they be like no stealing my candy?
I think that if the world was ruled by children the world would go to ruin. It would be a disaster. As long as adults had some of the same jobs now we might have a chance of survival. Otherwise we would all be doomed. For one thing all the rockets and bombs we have are to tempting to just let sit there..(hehe), and as well we couldnt get food because children would end up driving off the road or something. Basically the world would be doomed in a matter of years. I think getting our food would be like the acient ways going out and hunting it. If we had laws i think that they would be stupid little things like everyday at 2pm your suposed to take a nap or something.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

can animals talk?

I beleave that they can if we try to teach some like the monky.. I thnk they could talk. They wold be primitive but they would be able to step up to the next step of evolution. And if we could get htem to the next step who knows what they could do for us. and in the end it would be a worth while investment.

Monday, March 3, 2008

best advice

The best advice I have ever gotten was from my bro he  told me to always protect and be nice to women even if they don't deserve it.  But I have taken his advice to heart and so far to this day I have not been mean to a girl and I got this advice when I was eight years old and I plan to keep it this way.